270+ Best Coffee Quotes to Start Your Day | Coffee sayings

coffee quotes, quips, and tales abound in coffee literature. They are the result of our passionate love for coffee, which manifests itself in lavish lyrical ecstatic flights. La Roque was dubbed “the King of Perfumes” by Napoleon, and Napoleon named it “the intelligent drink.” ( Funny Good Morning Coffee Quotes )

Check out this handpicked selection of coffee quotes to remind you of the powerful effects of the world’s most beloved beverage. Read Also: 300+ Best Good Morning Pics Images Gif & Videos

Coffee is also an excellent sociable drink. Instead of drinking alcohol when you want to be social, grab a cup of coffee. Because of its stimulating properties, it will help you relax and enjoy yourself at the party.

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270+ Coffee Quotes

1. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” -Clark Gable

2. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”— Burt Lancaster

3. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” -Fran Drescher

4. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” -Terri Guillemets

5. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” -Rian Aditia

6. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” -Cassandra Clare

7. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” -Louis May Alcott

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8. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” -Hugh Jackman

9. “Coffee and love are best when they are hot.” -German Proverb

10. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Chen

11. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable ( funny coffee quotes )

12. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jesse Lane Adams

13. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

14. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” – Martha Quinn

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15. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster

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16. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson

17. “Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” – Star Trek: Voyager

18. “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.”

19. “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”~ Dave Barry

20. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”~Burt Lancaster

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21. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”~Fran Drescher

22. “Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.”~Michael Scott ( funny coffee quotes )

23. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”~Charles J. Sykes ( morning coffee quotes )

24. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.”~Jarod Kintz

25. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”~Jessi Lane Adams

26. “Science my never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”~Earl Wilson

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27. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”~Harry Mahtar

28. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”~T.S. Eliot

29. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”~Cassandra Clare

30. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”~Louisa May Alcott

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31. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.”~Holly Black

32. “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.”~David Letterman

33. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”~Lewis Black

34. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”~Anthony Trollope

35. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”~Thomas Jefferson

36. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish proverb

37. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

38. “Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka

39. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S.Eliot ( morning coffee quotes )

40. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”— Rian Aditia

41. “I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”— David Lynch

42. “Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.”— Rory Bremner

43. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”— Steven Wright

44. “Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.”— Unknown( funny coffee quotes )

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45. “Caffeine-The other Vitamin C”.— Unknown

46. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”— Unknown

47. “Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy.”— Unknown

48. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”— Unknown

49. “Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.”— Unknown

50. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.”— Unknown

51. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”— T. S. Eliot

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52. “To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.”— Unknown

53. “Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.”— Unknown

54. “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.”— Unknown

55. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”— Alphonse Allais

56. “There is no live without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”— Unknown

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57. “This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.”— Unknown

58. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”— Bill Cosby ( morning coffee quotes )

59. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”— John Van Druten

60. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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62. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”— Unknown

63. “Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?”— Unknown

64. “The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.”— Old Arabic Saying

65. “A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”— Unknown

66. “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.”— Bob Irwin

67. “I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.”— Jennifer Lopez

68. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”— Fran Drescher

69. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”— Eddie Izzard

70. “Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better.”— Justina Headley

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71. “Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.”— Unknown

72. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”—Abigail Reynolds

73. “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.”— Alexander Pappas

74. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.”— Floyd Maxwell

75. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”— Unknown

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76. “Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.”— Unknown

77. “Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?”— Unknown

78. “Even bad coffee is better… than no Coffee at all.”— David Lynch

79. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.”— Justina Headley

80. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.”— Jarod Kintz

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81. “What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.”— Cassandra Clare

82. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”— Napoleon Bonaparte

83. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”— Paul Erdos

84. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”— Jessi Lane Adams

85. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”— Jonathan Swift

86. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”— Terri Guillemets

87. “Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.”— Unknown

88. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”— Albert Camus

89. “Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!”— Unknown

90. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.”— Unknown

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91. “Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.”— Unknown

92. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ ”~Cherise Sinclair

93. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”~David Lynch

94. “Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.”~Meik Wiking

95. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”~Hugh Jackman

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96. “Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.”~Lorelai Gilmore

97. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”— Terri Guillemets

98. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”— Unknown

99. “Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”— Unknown

100. “Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated”— Unknown

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101. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”— Ronald Reagan

102. “Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”— Bill Gates

103. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby

104. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”— Abraham Lincoln

105. “A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”— Unknown

106. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”— Sir James MacKintosh

107. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”~James Mackintosh

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108. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”~Abraham Lincoln

109. “I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.”~Laurell K. Hamilton

110. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”~Flash Rosenberg

111. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.”~Johann Sebastian

112. “I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.”~J. Lynn

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113. “My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”~Jarod Kintz

114. “Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.”— Terry Pratchett

115. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”— Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

116. “I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.”— Unknown

117. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”— Unknown

118. “Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.”— Unknown

119. Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”~Justina Chen

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120. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”— Edward Abbey

121. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”— Helen Hayes

123. “If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.”— David Letterman

124. “After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.”-Diane Ackerman

125. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” -Lewis Black

126. “Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”— Anne Morrow Lindbergh( funny coffee quotes )

127. “Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee”— Unknown

128. “We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. Trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.”— Unknown

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129. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”— Earl Wilson

130. “A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.”— Jayne Mansfield

131. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

132. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!”— Unknown

133. “Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.”— Unknown

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134. “How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?”— Unknown

135. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh( funny coffee quotes )

136. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” -Anthony Trollope

137. “If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

138. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz

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139. “A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” -Unknown Author

140. “Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!”— David Letterman

141. “Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.”— Alexander Pope( morning coffee quotes )

142. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”~Ronald Reagan

143. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.”~ Josephine Baker

144. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

145. “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King

146. “I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.”— Jarod Kintz

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147. “I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”~Megan Mullally ( morning coffee quotes )

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270+ Coffee Quotes

148. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors

149. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”― Cassandra Clare

150. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”  – Jac Vanek

151. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” – J.S. Bach

152. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell

153. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott

154. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

155. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams

156. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets

157. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher

158. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ― Justina Chen Headley

159. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” — Rian Aditia

160. “Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” ― Nitya Prakash

161. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope

162. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” – Ursula Vernon

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163. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.

164. COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.

165. You mocha me so happy!

166. I don’t give a frappe anymore!

167. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

168. McSteamy over McDreamy any day!

169. Where have you bean all my life?

170. Some days you make the coffee, other days the coffee makes you.

171. Not all who wander are lost; some are simply looking for coffee.

172. Just realized I’m not a morning person; I’m a coffee person.

173. Always make time for the things you love, like drinking coffee.

174. Follow your heart, but take coffee with you.

175. You’re only one sip away from a good mood.

176. All you need is coffee, WiFi, and a dream.

177. 7 days without coffee makes one weak.

178. “Adventure in life is good…consistency in coffee, even better.” — Justina Headley

179. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins

180. Ways to win my heart: a) Buy me coffee b) Make me coffee c) Be coffee

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181. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” Ronald Reagan

182. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” Josephine Baker

183. “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” Dave Barry

184. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” Burt Lancaster

185. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” Fran Drescher

186. “Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.” Michael Scott, The Office

187. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” Charles J. Sykes

188. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.” Jarod Kintz

189. “Science my never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” Earl Wilson

190. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” Cassandra Clare

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191. “Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts.”― Victoria Schwab

192. “I am not addicted to coffee, it find it’s way every morning.”― Pushpa Rana

193. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”— Louisa May Alcott

194. “Even bad coffee was better than no coffee at all.”— David Lynch

195. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”— Justina Chen

196. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”— Cherise Sinclair

197. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.”— Haruki Murakami

198. “I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.”— Robyn Schneider

199. “That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.”—J.D. Salinger

200. “Coffee Isn’t Just A Source Of Pleasure For Me: It Is Something I Rely On To Get Me Through The Day.” Ronan Keating

Quotes about coffee and friends

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201. It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it. – Anonymous

202.  A good friend will know how you take your coffee. – Anonymous

203. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. – Anonymous

204. Maxi dresses are also my best friend. They take me from my morning coffee, to the beach, to nighttime. – Hilary Rhoda

205. Coffee! Brewed for friends, sipped for pleasure and enjoyed by all. – Anonymous

206. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee. – Anonymous

207. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend! – Gerard Way

208. A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. – Anonymous

209. Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup. – Anonymous

210. Coffee connects us in so many ways to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. – Rohan Marley

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211. Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time. Iris Murdoch

212. If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman

213. Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat: it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. Anonymous

214. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan

215. I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night. Jarod Kintz

216. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Alfred Renyi

217. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson

218. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. Edward Abbey

219. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. Hugh Jackman

220. Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. Johann Sebastian Bach

Cappuccino quotes

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Coffee Quotes

221. Curl up with a cup of cappuccino and let the rest of the world fade away.

222. I’m such a sucker for an iced cappuccino during this time of year. It’s the perfect way to stop the summer heat and still enjoy a little sunshine

223. Life is sweet. So are these cappuccinos I got fresh off the line ✨

224. When you’re looking for a boost, grab a Cappuccino.

225. Fall is the perfect season for hiding your mug under layers of cosy sweaters and snuggling up with a toasty warm cup of cappuccino.

226. A rich caramel cappuccino is a must this fall.

227. We brew our coffee fresh for you because nothing beats the taste of a Cappuccino made with freshly ground beans!

228. Life is a drink. It’s good. Drink it up and enjoy it! You don’t have to save for a rainy day—it’s here now.

229. Life tastes better when we pause and reflect on it. And coffee helps with that, of course.

230. There’s nothing better quite like a Saturday morning with a cappuccino

Monday coffee quotes

270+ Coffee Quotes

231. I’m Not Scared. Do You Know Why? Today’s Monday Is Proudly Sponsored By Coffee.

232. The power of a man’s mind is directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. Sir James MacKintosh

233. May your coffee kick in before reality does.

234. Guess What? Without my Monday morning coffee, I’m nothing but a dried-up piece of goat.

235. The reason get a lot of things done, is not because they’re smart, it’s because they’ve got thumbs that help them make coffee.

236. Life without coffee is like a thing without a thing… Please Sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.

237. I need someone who can truly love me and look straight into my eyes the way I look at my Coffee.

238. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors

239. Today Will Be The Best Monday Of The Week Just Right After I Finish My Coffee

240. A Bad Monday With A Cup Of Coffee Is A Whole Lot Better Than A Good Day Without Coffee.

Friday coffee quotes

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241. Trying hard to care about things that aren’t coffee. But it’s Friday, so who knows how that’s gonna go.

242. Have a fabulous Friday morning. May your cup overflow with peace, love and pure awesomeness today.

243. Happy Friday. Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.

244. Smile… It’s Friday! And if that alone isn’t enough, have another cup of coffee.

245. Friday and Coffee makes us do the happy dance.

246. Coffee tastes better on Friday.

247. Friday Morning: Made it through another week with a cup full of coffee, a head full of dreams, and a heart full of gratitude.

248. Is it just me or does coffee taste better on Friday morning?

249. Its a Friday morning + happy hour. A round of coffee for everyone.

250. We made it to Friday. Raise your cup for another cup of coffee.

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251. Coffee is my love.

252. All you need is coffee and love.

253. Coffee and love taste best when they are hot.

254. Coffee and Love don’t allow us to fall asleep.

255. Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.

256. I can’t imagine a day without you and coffee.

257. I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

258. I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

259. Being in love is a little bit like a cup of coffee every morning.

260. Bring a nice cup of coffee without a single question and I will love you forever.

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261. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”–Jac Vanek

262. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”–Abraham Lincoln

263. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”– Jean Kerr

264. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”— Anonymous

265. ”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”– Anonymous

266. ”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”– Lewis Black

267. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”– Anonymous

268. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”– Barista Life

269. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”– Alfred Renyi

270. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”– Anonymous

Final Words

Freezing coffee on a hot summer afternoon and hot coffee on a cold winter morning make the world a better place to live. So get a cup of coffee and some French toast and set out to conquer the world with your eyes wide open. Allow the energy to kick in with cappuccino, latte, brew, and, best of all, filter coffee. Hopefully you like our Coffee Quotes, please tell us via comment.

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