The Simpsons: Homer Simpson’s 13 Most Iconic Quotes

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"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" – Classic Homer forgetting emergency services number in a panic.

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"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" – Homer's humorous take on self-awareness.

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"Why you little!" – Homer's signature catchphrase whenever he's at odds with Bart.

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"I am so smart, S-M-R-T!" – Even Homer's moments of self-praise can turn into a chuckle.

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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." – Homer's unique perspective on alcohol.

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"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!" – Homer's odd parenting wisdom.

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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." – Homer's not-so-inspirational advice.

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"No TV and no beer make Homer something something." – The Simpson's take on Stephen King's The Shining.

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"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?" – Homer's candid reflection on love.

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"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing." – Homer's easygoing philosophy on life.

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"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family." – Homer's ironic statement about his unique family.

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"I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now." – Homer's hilarious take on future generations.

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"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" – Homer’s comedic dismissal of facts.

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